• me:

    i just parallel parked.

  • micaela:

    tell me you're also going to go order your own burrito & i will shit.

  • me:

    let's not get ahead of ourselves.

  • micaela:

    you're right. i'm still trying to get over the parallel park.

  • me:

    i mean, i was a solid two feet from the curb, but it's the attempt that counts here.

  • micaela:

    not important. if you left the car, it counts as parking.